Writing about writing about not much

As you'll be able to tell from the time-stamps, I haven't posted on this blog for a while. Although, I say 'you', the pronoun I should really be reaching for is 'me'; because let's be honest: who actually reads this? I know I don't.

So just in case, someone stumbles upon this blog while scouting new blogs to fish referral link -bait with and happens to have a passing glance at this post -- hello! -- and go away. Retreat to the murky depths of your phishing sites.

Right ,now I've completely alienated 100% of my 'audience',  it's time to get down to the nitty-gritty; the real reason I'm writing this is because I can or moreover, because I should. You see, I could lie and label myself as a lot of things with perfectly valid reason: a runner who doesn't run, a blogger who doesn't blog, a footballer who doesn't football(technical term), a builder who doesn't build, a producer who doesn't produce, a maker who doesn't make, a developer who doesn't develop. But as much as I am not and don't want or need to be any of these things, I am also a writer who doesn't write -- and that's the most important one.

You can be anything you want to be without practising it, its a matter of self-labeling, for example how many singers don't sing or how many actors don't act (a fair few if the film 'The Room' is anything to go by) so this is my chance to be a writer -- by writing.

You( I did it again) may have noticed that up to this point I have managed to write close to 300 words with little or no substance behind them and that's not likely to change, so maybe I should stop now. But then again, I did write this post for the sake of writing so I'm going to illogically keep going BECAUSE I SHOULD.    

At this point I should probably get back on topic, what's the title of this post? Ah, yes the writing about not much thing -- that's helpful, let's write about that. OK. Seeing as I'm a writer who doesn't write I'm just going to write about not much(see, I'm on topic), writing, good, yes, words, things... AARGHH I'M TOO LAZY